Hinge
2 weeks ago
So I matched with this guy on Hinge who seemed like he was crafted from debugged boyfriend material — adorable smile, solid job, and a love for dogs that rivaled every pet rescue volunteer in Manhattan. His profile was all about hiking, brunching, and being an overall gentleman; you know, the kind of profile that makes you wonder if it's too good t...
General
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this girl named Sarah on OkCupid. Her profile was quirky—lots of puns about doughnuts and a four-part haiku dedicated to her cat, Mr. Whiskers. We decided to meet at a quaint little café in Brooklyn that was known for its “just-out-of-the-oven” pastries. I arrived first and was greeted by the intoxicating scent of freshly baked...
General
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, swiping through Tinder, looking for love, or at least a free drink. I matched with a girl named Lisa, and from her profile, it was clear she loved adventure. “Let’s meet at that pop-up bar in Brooklyn,” she suggested. Seemed innocent enough. I arrived 15 minutes late because I got lost in the subway for what felt like a horror mo...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
I arrived at the cozy little café in Greenwich Village for my first Hinge meetup with Tom, who, according to his profile, once climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and made the world's best lasagna—both impressive feats, if you ask me. As soon as I walked in, I spotted him in the corner. He waved with a grin that lifted one side of his face more than the oth...
match
2 weeks ago
So there I was on this dating app, swiping left and right like a blackjack dealer in Atlantic City, when I matched with a charming guy named Todd. Todd had one of those profiles that made you wonder if he moonlit as a poet or just had a really good grasp of Google Translate. Our conversation started off pretty basic: "Hey, how's your day?"—you kno...
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, scrolling through Facebook, minding my own business when I saw a match pop up in my messages. His name was Derek, and his profile was a delightful mix of hiking photos and those “I love my dog” posts. Plus, he was a self-proclaimed “adventure enthusiast,” which, let’s be real, sounded much cooler than "I sit on the couch and binge-...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
So there I was, sitting in a cozy little candlelit restaurant, mentally rehearsing my charming small talk. I had matched with a lovely woman on eHarmony—let's call her "Laura." She had a delightful smile in her profile picture and claimed to be into "long walks and deep conversations." Classic, right? We dive into the usual, "What do you do for fu...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with a girl named Lisa on Hinge. Her profile said she loved quirky coffee shops and haunted house tours—immediately, I was hooked. After some back-and-forth banter that was as smooth as a New York City pothole, we decided to meet up at a cute little café in the East Village. As I walked in, I spotted her at a corner table, sipping a...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So there I was, scrolling through Hinge when I stumbled upon Tom, a charming guy with a killer smile and a bio that read like the perfect blend of sarcasm and introspection. We hit it off over a few witty exchanges about our mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza and our love for late-night bagels. But there was one little detail I brushed off: Tom h...
Coffee Meets Bagel
2 weeks ago
Subject: "Let’s Make This a Match Made in Bagel Heaven!" Hey there! 🎉 I know we just started chatting, but I can already tell you’re the type of person I can see myself sharing a dozen bagels with. Nothing says romance like carbs, am I right? 😉 So, how about we grab some coffee and a bite to eat soon? Just the two of us! I promise I’m way more...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
**Review of My Hinge Date with “The Player”** ⭐️☆☆☆☆☆ Ah, where do I begin? My date with "The Player" was like watching a rom-com directed by a toddler who ran out of crayons halfway through. First off, he arrived 15 minutes late and claimed that “traffic was insane,” which for a Tuesday night in Brooklyn meant he probably just couldn’t decid...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on eHarmony who seemed nice enough. He had a solid job, a cute dog in his profile picture, and a love for sushi—always a good sign. We agreed to meet at a sushi restaurant in the East Village, where I thought, “What could possibly go wrong? It’s just sushi!” I arrive and he’s already there, looking a bit... off. I reali...
match Story - ffef7f
2 weeks ago
Title: "Veggie Explosion at Match.com" I met Celia on Match.com. Her profile said "Vegetarian and Proud," but I thought she meant she owned an eggplant farm or something. We agreed on a cute little Italian place off 5th Avenue. I, being a meat lover, ordered a pepperoni pizza. Her eyes popped out like Ryan Seacrest seeing the real world for the fi...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
Ah, Hinge. It’s like online dating’s version of a chaotic NYC subway ride, where you're not quite sure what sights, sounds, or smells you’ll encounter. Picture it: A bustling cocktail bar in Manhattan, where the decibel level competes with a sold-out Knicks game. I was on a Hinge date with a guy named Jake, who, unlike his profile, didn't quite e...
2 weeks ago
It was one of those lazy Saturday afternoons when I found myself scrolling through Facebook, pretending I was doing something productive. You know, like feeding my digital plants or joining my aunt's 87th multi-level marketing group. I got a notification: a message from someone named Alex. Now, Alex's profile picture was a cat wearing sunglasses,...