Subject: "Let’s Make This a Match Made in Bagel Heaven!" Hey there! 🎉 I know we just started chatting, but I can already tell you’re the type of person I can see myself sharing a dozen bagels with. Nothing says romance like carbs, am I right? 😉 So, how about we grab some coffee and a bite to eat soon? Just the two of us! I promise I’m way more charming in person and less like a seventh-grade science project gone wrong. P.S. I totally don’t have a cat named Sir Fluffington who judges me from the sidelines. You’ll love him… or at least tolerate him! Looking forward to it! Fast Forward: A month later, this person ghosted after I discovered Sir Fluffington is a 22-pound Maine Coon with quite the personality disorder – apparently, he thinks he’s dating me too. The only thing we shared was the last bagel at brunch: his claws in my bag! 🥯😱