2 weeks ago
I once matched with a guy on Facebook who looked like he stepped right out of a Hollywood rom-com — you know, the type who probably gets free coffee just by smiling at the barista. His profile was filled with pictures of him hiking, reading exotic novels, and volunteering at the local animal shelter. I was half-expecting our date to be straight out...
2 weeks ago
Jenny had been chatting with Tom on Facebook for a few weeks. Both shared a love for books, a dislike for pineapple on pizza, and an appreciation for sarcastic humor. Eventually, they decided to meet up at "Books & Brews," a cozy little café that conveniently catered to both their passions. As Jenny walked in, she spotted Tom at a corner table, oc...
2 weeks ago
It was one of those lazy Saturday afternoons when I found myself scrolling through Facebook, pretending I was doing something productive. You know, like feeding my digital plants or joining my aunt's 87th multi-level marketing group. I got a notification: a message from someone named Alex. Now, Alex's profile picture was a cat wearing sunglasses,...
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, scrolling through Facebook, minding my own business when I saw a match pop up in my messages. His name was Derek, and his profile was a delightful mix of hiking photos and those “I love my dog” posts. Plus, he was a self-proclaimed “adventure enthusiast,” which, let’s be real, sounded much cooler than "I sit on the couch and binge-...
2 weeks ago
Once, a guy slid into my DMs with a message that read, “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears. Also, can you make my ex disappear? Asking for a friend.” I mean, bonus points for creativity, but I wasn’t sure if I wanted to be his assistant or just recommend he invest in some therapy.
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2 weeks ago
So, I’m swiping on General, trying to find someone who can appreciate my love for overpriced coffee and unsolicited sarcasm. I match with this guy, let’s call him “Dave,” who has a profile picture that looks like it was taken at a 2009 Comic-Con—complete with a homemade Yoda costume. I think, why not? Everyone deserves a chance, right? We start...
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2 weeks ago
So, there I was, swiping through Tinder, looking for love, or at least a free drink. I matched with a girl named Lisa, and from her profile, it was clear she loved adventure. “Let’s meet at that pop-up bar in Brooklyn,” she suggested. Seemed innocent enough. I arrived 15 minutes late because I got lost in the subway for what felt like a horror mo...
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2 weeks ago
Once upon a time in the bustling heart of Brooklyn, I went on a date with a guy named Chad—yes, the ultimate “Chad.” He called himself an “entrepreneur,” which I later found out was code for “I sell protein shakes on Instagram.” But hey, we all have our passions, right? We decided to meet at a trendy cafe known for its artisanal avocado toast. I a...
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2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this girl named Sarah on OkCupid. Her profile was quirky—lots of puns about doughnuts and a four-part haiku dedicated to her cat, Mr. Whiskers. We decided to meet at a quaint little café in Brooklyn that was known for its “just-out-of-the-oven” pastries. I arrived first and was greeted by the intoxicating scent of freshly baked...