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Once upon a time, in a land known as the Upper West Side, I embarked on a match date adventure. Let's call him Dan—or as he jokingly referred to himself, "The One with the Plan!" Our rendezvous took place at a jazz club, because nothing says "romantic chemistry" like trying to shout over blaring saxophones. From the moment we met, I realized Dan h...
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I swiped right on Match and there she was: Sophia, a bio that read “Loves dogs, hates olives, can’t wink.” Clearly, a keeper. We agreed to meet at a coffee shop nestled in the heart of the East Village, where the air smells like ambition and burnt espresso. I arrived first, nervously sipping on my overpriced cold brew while pretending to be deeply...
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So there I was on this dating app, swiping left and right like a blackjack dealer in Atlantic City, when I matched with a charming guy named Todd. Todd had one of those profiles that made you wonder if he moonlit as a poet or just had a really good grasp of Google Translate. Our conversation started off pretty basic: "Hey, how's your day?"—you kno...
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Once upon a time in the bustling heart of Brooklyn, a woman named Clara decided to dip her toes into the murky waters of online dating. Swiping left on many a mismatched profile, she finally stumbled upon a strapping lad named Derek: charming, well-spoken, and a lover of long walks... in the woods. Feeling adventurous, Clara swiped right. The nex...
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*Once upon a time in the bustling heart of Brooklyn, a savvy woman named Claire swiped right on a charming profile that boasted a love for gourmet cooking and “thrilling conversations.” His name was Derek, and his profile picture featured him looking dapper with a mustache that practically had its own Instagram account.* *Eager for a date, Claire...
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Once upon a time in the bustling heart of Brooklyn, Sarah swiped right on a guy named Dave who had a charming smile and a peculiar bio that read, “Professional goat whisperer.” Intrigued and slightly amused, she set up a date at a hipster café famous for its artisanal avocado toast. As they sat down, Sarah couldn’t shake the feeling that something...
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2 weeks ago
**Title: Love in the Time of "Why Am I Here?"** So, let’s set the scene: I matched with a charming fella on Hinge who proclaimed himself a "worldly soul"—which I soon learned simply meant he had a gym membership in three neighborhoods and a well-practiced line about being "spontaneous." Our first date took place at a trendy bar that served overp...
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Title: "Veggie Explosion at Match.com" I met Celia on Match.com. Her profile said "Vegetarian and Proud," but I thought she meant she owned an eggplant farm or something. We agreed on a cute little Italian place off 5th Avenue. I, being a meat lover, ordered a pepperoni pizza. Her eyes popped out like Ryan Seacrest seeing the real world for the fi...