Tinder
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So there I was, on my eighth swipe right, when I matched with someone who could've been a character straight out of *Stranger Things*. Seriously, I half-expected to see them with a nosebleed and a telekinetic glare. Her name? "Elle," no less. Coincidence? I think not. Our chat felt like it was happening in the Upside Down—strangely compelling but e...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this girl on Tinder named Jess—super cute, adventurous spirit, and her bio was full of puns about pizza. I thought, "This is my soulmate!" But we were still on that awkward small talk stage, you know, where you’re trying to fit in your best material before they realize you’re just a weird human who collects vintage rubber ducks....
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So there I was, sitting across from a lovely Tinder match at a cozy little café in the West Village. We were going through the usual pleasantries—favorite movies, travel stories, the drama of that one time they went to see a psychic who said they’d meet their soulmate in a “dimly lit basement”—you know, typical first-date chit-chat. Then, halfway...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on Tinder who described himself as “the human version of a double shot espresso.” I thought, great, a caffeinated hipster—I could use the jolt! We agreed to meet at a quaint little coffee shop that smelled like a combination of artisanal roasts and poorly concealed desperation. As we sat down, he got all excited and ord...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on Tinder who seemed charming enough. His profile picture was him standing in front of an iconic New York City pizza joint, which—let’s be real—had me at "extra cheese." After a few days of messaging, we decided to meet up at a bar that advertised “the best cocktails in the city.” I told myself not to roll my eyes, but...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this girl on OkCupid named Mia, and we agreed to meet at a coffee shop in the East Village. I figured, how weird could it be? I arrived at the café wearing my best “I’ve got my life together” outfit, but all I could focus on was the guy sitting in the corner wearing a full dinosaur onesie, sipping a frappuccino. I chuckled to m...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
**Review of My Hinge Date with “The Player”** ⭐️☆☆☆☆☆ Ah, where do I begin? My date with "The Player" was like watching a rom-com directed by a toddler who ran out of crayons halfway through. First off, he arrived 15 minutes late and claimed that “traffic was insane,” which for a Tuesday night in Brooklyn meant he probably just couldn’t decid...