eharmony Story - a62b8e
2 weeks ago
Title: The OkCupid Scuba Fiasco: A Quest For Love Underwater It all started on a sunny Wednesday afternoon. After swiping through seemingly endless OkCupid profiles and enduring conversations that were as stimulating as watching paint dry, I match with Bella, an adventurous soul who described herself as an enthusiastic scuba diver. Her boldness i...
Coffee Meets Bagel
2 weeks ago
So, I met this guy on Coffee Meets Bagel. He seemed perfect on paper—tall, dark, handsome, with a love for dogs and a strong affinity for sarcasm. We exchanged witty banter over text for a week, which felt like a promising prelude to a quirky rom-com. What could go wrong, right? We agreed to meet at a cozy little coffee shop in Brooklyn, with the...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So there I was, sitting across from a lovely Tinder match at a cozy little café in the West Village. We were going through the usual pleasantries—favorite movies, travel stories, the drama of that one time they went to see a psychic who said they’d meet their soulmate in a “dimly lit basement”—you know, typical first-date chit-chat. Then, halfway...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
**Review of My Hinge Date with “The Player”** ⭐️☆☆☆☆☆ Ah, where do I begin? My date with "The Player" was like watching a rom-com directed by a toddler who ran out of crayons halfway through. First off, he arrived 15 minutes late and claimed that “traffic was insane,” which for a Tuesday night in Brooklyn meant he probably just couldn’t decid...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
So there I was, sitting in a cozy little candlelit restaurant, mentally rehearsing my charming small talk. I had matched with a lovely woman on eHarmony—let's call her "Laura." She had a delightful smile in her profile picture and claimed to be into "long walks and deep conversations." Classic, right? We dive into the usual, "What do you do for fu...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So there I was, on a Hinge date with a guy who seemed normal enough—let’s call him “Steve.” We met at a trendy bar in Brooklyn, and things started off well. We were engaged in witty banter, talking about everything from our favorite pizza spots to our most embarrassing moments. But then it took a bizarre turn. Out of nowhere, Steve pulls out a gia...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
Title: "A Heartwarming Journey Through the World of Red Flags" Ah, where do I even start with my enchanting evening spent with Mr. Smooth Operator? At first glance, he had the magnetic charm of a used car salesman – you know, the kind that makes you think, "Wow, this is either a brilliant find or I'm about to get scammed." Spoiler: it was the latt...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with a girl named Lisa on Hinge. Her profile said she loved quirky coffee shops and haunted house tours—immediately, I was hooked. After some back-and-forth banter that was as smooth as a New York City pothole, we decided to meet up at a cute little café in the East Village. As I walked in, I spotted her at a corner table, sipping a...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
So there I was, chatting with a guy on eHarmony who listed “travel” as one of his top interests. Naturally, I asked him where his favorite destination was. He confidently said, “My parents’ basement.” I laughed, thinking it was a cute joke. But then he continued, “No, seriously. I’ve got a full-size fridge down there with snacks and a big-screen T...
OkCupid
2 weeks ago
Jessica was quite taken with Tom's OkCupid profile. Not many could pull off discussing an interest in medieval architecture while quoting The Big Lebowski. Their chat was seamless until they dove into their mutual love for pets. "I absolutely adore my dachshund," Jessica typed, "what about you?" "Oh, I used to have a pet," Tom replied. "She wasn't...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So there I was, scrolling through Hinge when I stumbled upon Tom, a charming guy with a killer smile and a bio that read like the perfect blend of sarcasm and introspection. We hit it off over a few witty exchanges about our mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza and our love for late-night bagels. But there was one little detail I brushed off: Tom h...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on eHarmony who seemed nice enough. He had a solid job, a cute dog in his profile picture, and a love for sushi—always a good sign. We agreed to meet at a sushi restaurant in the East Village, where I thought, “What could possibly go wrong? It’s just sushi!” I arrive and he’s already there, looking a bit... off. I reali...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
Picture this: it’s a Sunday evening, and I’ve officially hit the wall with my «choose your own adventure» style of dating. Each new encounter feels like a new episode of a terrible reality show, and I’m ready to pull the plug. So there I am, happily wrapped in my favorite blanket burrito, a pint of Ben & Jerry's, and the remote in one hand, when my...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So I matched with this guy on Hinge who seemed like he was crafted from debugged boyfriend material — adorable smile, solid job, and a love for dogs that rivaled every pet rescue volunteer in Manhattan. His profile was all about hiking, brunching, and being an overall gentleman; you know, the kind of profile that makes you wonder if it's too good t...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
Ah, Hinge. It’s like online dating’s version of a chaotic NYC subway ride, where you're not quite sure what sights, sounds, or smells you’ll encounter. Picture it: A bustling cocktail bar in Manhattan, where the decibel level competes with a sold-out Knicks game. I was on a Hinge date with a guy named Jake, who, unlike his profile, didn't quite e...