Hinge
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, deep in the New York dating scene—swiping through Hinge like it was a video game and I was trying to unlock the next level of my love life. I matched with this charming guy named Dave, who had a picture of himself standing in front of the Met, holding a giant pretzel. Besides his impressive snack choice, he also claimed he had a “m...
2 weeks ago
It was one of those lazy Saturday afternoons when I found myself scrolling through Facebook, pretending I was doing something productive. You know, like feeding my digital plants or joining my aunt's 87th multi-level marketing group. I got a notification: a message from someone named Alex. Now, Alex's profile picture was a cat wearing sunglasses,...
2 weeks ago
Jenny had been chatting with Tom on Facebook for a few weeks. Both shared a love for books, a dislike for pineapple on pizza, and an appreciation for sarcastic humor. Eventually, they decided to meet up at "Books & Brews," a cozy little café that conveniently catered to both their passions. As Jenny walked in, she spotted Tom at a corner table, oc...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on Tinder who seemed charming enough. His profile picture was him standing in front of an iconic New York City pizza joint, which—let’s be real—had me at "extra cheese." After a few days of messaging, we decided to meet up at a bar that advertised “the best cocktails in the city.” I told myself not to roll my eyes, but...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on Tinder who described himself as “the human version of a double shot espresso.” I thought, great, a caffeinated hipster—I could use the jolt! We agreed to meet at a quaint little coffee shop that smelled like a combination of artisanal roasts and poorly concealed desperation. As we sat down, he got all excited and ord...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So there I was, sitting across from a lovely Tinder match at a cozy little café in the West Village. We were going through the usual pleasantries—favorite movies, travel stories, the drama of that one time they went to see a psychic who said they’d meet their soulmate in a “dimly lit basement”—you know, typical first-date chit-chat. Then, halfway...
match
2 weeks ago
*Once upon a time in the bustling heart of Brooklyn, a savvy woman named Claire swiped right on a charming profile that boasted a love for gourmet cooking and “thrilling conversations.” His name was Derek, and his profile picture featured him looking dapper with a mustache that practically had its own Instagram account.* *Eager for a date, Claire...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on eHarmony—let’s call him "Mikey." Mikey seemed nice enough, with a professional photo and a bio that didn’t make me want to run away screaming. We decided to meet up, and I thought a cozy café would be perfect for our first date. But Mikey had other plans. Somewhere between me ordering a soy latte and him not-so-casua...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
So there I was, chatting with a guy on eHarmony who listed “travel” as one of his top interests. Naturally, I asked him where his favorite destination was. He confidently said, “My parents’ basement.” I laughed, thinking it was a cute joke. But then he continued, “No, seriously. I’ve got a full-size fridge down there with snacks and a big-screen T...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this girl on Tinder named Jess—super cute, adventurous spirit, and her bio was full of puns about pizza. I thought, "This is my soulmate!" But we were still on that awkward small talk stage, you know, where you’re trying to fit in your best material before they realize you’re just a weird human who collects vintage rubber ducks....
Hinge
2 weeks ago
**Title: A Night to Forget…Except I’m Writing This Review** So, I recently went on a magical evening with a true modern-day Casanova, courtesy of Hinge. You know, one of those rare gems who truly believes that "relationship" is just a suggestion and "Rendezvous" is the only thing on his dating agenda. Spoiler alert: he was about as committed as a...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
Title: "A Heartwarming Journey Through the World of Red Flags" Ah, where do I even start with my enchanting evening spent with Mr. Smooth Operator? At first glance, he had the magnetic charm of a used car salesman – you know, the kind that makes you think, "Wow, this is either a brilliant find or I'm about to get scammed." Spoiler: it was the latt...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, scrolling through Hinge like it was my favorite deli menu, when I matched with a guy who looked like he had just stepped off the set of a horror movie – you know, the "final girl" vibes. We exchanged a couple of witty messages, and everything seemed fine until he decided to invite me to a “special dinner.” I was intrigued, thinki...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
I was scrolling through eHarmony one night, my pajama pants rivaling a shark suit in sophistication, when I stumbled upon a profile that felt like déjà vu in text form. The username was "UncannyDanny76," which I assumed was just a clever rhyme until I read his profile. His details eerily mirrored my own: same favorite band (The Rolling Stones), sam...
Coffee Meets Bagel
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with a guy named Greg on OkCupid. His profile was a medley of quirky interests—he described himself as a “professional cat wrangler” and listed “cryptozoology” as his number one passion. Naturally, I was intrigued and a little terrified, so I agreed to meet him at a bar in the East Village that specialized in craft beers and artisanal...