So, I matched with this guy on eHarmony—let’s call him "Mikey." Mikey seemed nice enough, with a professional photo and a bio that didn’t make me want to run away screaming. We decided to meet up, and I thought a cozy café would be perfect for our first date. But Mikey had other plans. Somewhere between me ordering a soy latte and him not-so-casually mentioning his "cryptid photography hobby," he suggested we go for a scenic walk—in a graveyard. Now, I’m all for quirky, but graveyards are usually where people go to contemplate their mortality, not their love lives! Still, I was in deep enough that I couldn’t bail. “Sure!” I said, channeling my inner adventurous spirit. I mean, who doesn’t want a date with a touch of existential dread? So we strolled among the tombstones, and Mikey started snapping photos of everything he found "spooky," which, spoiler alert, included every single shadow. I couldn’t help but giggle as he crouched down next to a particularly mossy grave, dramatically stating, “This one looks like it has a ghost!” Meanwhile, I was just trying to figure out how to dodge the weirdness while hiding the fact that I might be a little—okay, a lot—freaked out. As we wandered deeper into the graveyard, we stumbled upon a group of actual paranormal investigators who were holding a séance. I