OkCupid
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, swiping away on OkCupid like a caffeinated raccoon rummaging through a trash can. I matched with a guy named "ScaryLarry" (not his real name, but it could’ve been). We exchanged pleasantries, and he seemed normal enough—until he invited me to a “dark and stormy” themed dinner. My curiosity got the best of me, and I agreed, thinkin...
Coffee Meets Bagel
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, swiping on Tinder like it was a match-making arcade game. I stumbled upon a girl named Jenna, who seemed fun and a little quirky. Her bio read, “Fluent in sarcasm, obsessed with cats, and I've never seen a horror movie alone. Let’s keep it weird!” My kind of gal—I was sold. We agreed to meet at this hipster coffee shop in Williams...
Tinder
2 weeks ago
**Review of My Hinge Date with “The Player”** ⭐️☆☆☆☆☆ Ah, where do I begin? My date with "The Player" was like watching a rom-com directed by a toddler who ran out of crayons halfway through. First off, he arrived 15 minutes late and claimed that “traffic was insane,” which for a Tuesday night in Brooklyn meant he probably just couldn’t decid...
match
2 weeks ago
**Title: Love in the Time of "Why Am I Here?"** So, let’s set the scene: I matched with a charming fella on Hinge who proclaimed himself a "worldly soul"—which I soon learned simply meant he had a gym membership in three neighborhoods and a well-practiced line about being "spontaneous." Our first date took place at a trendy bar that served overp...
Coffee Meets Bagel
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy named "Ethan" on Coffee Meets Bagel—right off the bat, he had the classic smirk and a profile that read “Adventurer seeking my next big thrill.” I thought, great, a fellow New Yorker with a love for the outdoors. We decided to meet up at this cute little café in the East Village. I arrived early, ironically sipping my...
General
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, swiping through Tinder, looking for love, or at least a free drink. I matched with a girl named Lisa, and from her profile, it was clear she loved adventure. “Let’s meet at that pop-up bar in Brooklyn,” she suggested. Seemed innocent enough. I arrived 15 minutes late because I got lost in the subway for what felt like a horror mo...
Coffee Meets Bagel
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with a guy named Greg on OkCupid. His profile was a medley of quirky interests—he described himself as a “professional cat wrangler” and listed “cryptozoology” as his number one passion. Naturally, I was intrigued and a little terrified, so I agreed to meet him at a bar in the East Village that specialized in craft beers and artisanal...
General
2 weeks ago
Once upon a time in the bustling heart of Brooklyn, I went on a date with a guy named Chad—yes, the ultimate “Chad.” He called himself an “entrepreneur,” which I later found out was code for “I sell protein shakes on Instagram.” But hey, we all have our passions, right? We decided to meet at a trendy cafe known for its artisanal avocado toast. I a...
OkCupid
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this girl named Rachel on OkCupid, and we decided to meet for drinks at a trendy bar in the East Village. I was feeling optimistic—her profile said she was into hiking, art, and “spontaneous adventures.” I figured I’d focus on keeping the conversation light and funny. I arrive a little early, spotting Rachel as she walks in. She...
General
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this girl named Sarah on OkCupid. Her profile was quirky—lots of puns about doughnuts and a four-part haiku dedicated to her cat, Mr. Whiskers. We decided to meet at a quaint little café in Brooklyn that was known for its “just-out-of-the-oven” pastries. I arrived first and was greeted by the intoxicating scent of freshly baked...
match Story - ffef7f
2 weeks ago
Title: "Veggie Explosion at Match.com" I met Celia on Match.com. Her profile said "Vegetarian and Proud," but I thought she meant she owned an eggplant farm or something. We agreed on a cute little Italian place off 5th Avenue. I, being a meat lover, ordered a pepperoni pizza. Her eyes popped out like Ryan Seacrest seeing the real world for the fi...