eharmony Story - a62b8e
2 weeks ago
Title: The OkCupid Scuba Fiasco: A Quest For Love Underwater It all started on a sunny Wednesday afternoon. After swiping through seemingly endless OkCupid profiles and enduring conversations that were as stimulating as watching paint dry, I match with Bella, an adventurous soul who described herself as an enthusiastic scuba diver. Her boldness i...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
We decided to meet at a cozy Italian restaurant in Greenwich Village—neutral territory for two strangers who'd spent a week chatting on eHarmony. As I walked in, scanning the room for anyone who might look like his profile picture, I heard a clang, followed by a cascade of giggling. I looked over just in time to see a silver fork catapult through...
OkCupid
2 weeks ago
So, I met this guy on OkCupid. His profile was like a well-written rom-com script: "I love dogs, brunch, and spontaneous road trips!" Classic. We start messaging, and within hours, it felt like we had an inside joke about only eating pizza in dimensions where pineapple was illegal. We decided to meet up at a trendy coffee shop — you know, the kin...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
Title: "A Heartwarming Journey Through the World of Red Flags" Ah, where do I even start with my enchanting evening spent with Mr. Smooth Operator? At first glance, he had the magnetic charm of a used car salesman – you know, the kind that makes you think, "Wow, this is either a brilliant find or I'm about to get scammed." Spoiler: it was the latt...
OkCupid
2 weeks ago
So, there I was, swiping away on OkCupid like a caffeinated raccoon rummaging through a trash can. I matched with a guy named "ScaryLarry" (not his real name, but it could’ve been). We exchanged pleasantries, and he seemed normal enough—until he invited me to a “dark and stormy” themed dinner. My curiosity got the best of me, and I agreed, thinkin...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So, picture this: I matched with a guy on Hinge named Carl. He had a killer smile and listed “amateur magician” as one of his hobbies. Honestly, I thought it’d be a low-pressure evening of bad jokes and awkward silences, and maybe a few magical tricks to break the ice. Spoiler alert: it was both a rom-com and a horror movie in the making. We met a...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
Picture this: it’s a Sunday evening, and I’ve officially hit the wall with my «choose your own adventure» style of dating. Each new encounter feels like a new episode of a terrible reality show, and I’m ready to pull the plug. So there I am, happily wrapped in my favorite blanket burrito, a pint of Ben & Jerry's, and the remote in one hand, when my...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So, I matched with this guy on Hinge who had a pretty run-of-the-mill profile—just a little adventurous, a little artsy, and a lot “my mom thinks I’m a catch.” We chatted about our love for pizza and dogs, and I thought, "Why not? Let’s grab a slice!" We met at this cozy pizzeria in Brooklyn, where the only slice creepier than the guy was the mozz...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
So I matched with this guy on Hinge who seemed like he was crafted from debugged boyfriend material — adorable smile, solid job, and a love for dogs that rivaled every pet rescue volunteer in Manhattan. His profile was all about hiking, brunching, and being an overall gentleman; you know, the kind of profile that makes you wonder if it's too good t...
match
2 weeks ago
**Title: Love in the Time of "Why Am I Here?"** So, let’s set the scene: I matched with a charming fella on Hinge who proclaimed himself a "worldly soul"—which I soon learned simply meant he had a gym membership in three neighborhoods and a well-practiced line about being "spontaneous." Our first date took place at a trendy bar that served overp...
match
2 weeks ago
Once upon a time in the bustling heart of Brooklyn, Sarah swiped right on a guy named Dave who had a charming smile and a peculiar bio that read, “Professional goat whisperer.” Intrigued and slightly amused, she set up a date at a hipster café famous for its artisanal avocado toast. As they sat down, Sarah couldn’t shake the feeling that something...
eharmony
2 weeks ago
Once upon a time in the bustling city of New York, a woman named Lucy decided to dip her toes into the murky waters of online dating. After completing a lengthy personality questionnaire and assuring a robot that she was, indeed, “fun-loving and adventurous,” she received a match with a man named Greg on eHarmony. Greg’s profile was a delightful m...
match Story - ffef7f
2 weeks ago
Title: "Veggie Explosion at Match.com" I met Celia on Match.com. Her profile said "Vegetarian and Proud," but I thought she meant she owned an eggplant farm or something. We agreed on a cute little Italian place off 5th Avenue. I, being a meat lover, ordered a pepperoni pizza. Her eyes popped out like Ryan Seacrest seeing the real world for the fi...
OkCupid
2 weeks ago
There I was, swiping through OkCupid like a New Yorker trying to find a decent slice of pizza—equally desperate and discerning. I matched with a woman whose profile said she loved cats, Broadway shows, and deep discussions about philosophy. Perfect! I thought. We agreed to meet up at a cozy coffee shop in Greenwich Village. I walked in to see her...
Hinge
2 weeks ago
I arrived at the cozy little café in Greenwich Village for my first Hinge meetup with Tom, who, according to his profile, once climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and made the world's best lasagna—both impressive feats, if you ask me. As soon as I walked in, I spotted him in the corner. He waved with a grin that lifted one side of his face more than the oth...