Picture this: I'm scrolling through eHarmony, sipping coffee that was way too expensive for what it is. I land on a profile that proudly declares, "I know all the words to 'We Didn't Start the Fire' by Billy Joel." Intrigued, I shoot him a message: "Impressive. But can you sing it backward?" He replies, "Of course, but only if you can recite ‘Jabberwocky’ by Lewis Carroll while doing the Macarena." I'm thinking, this guy gets a gold star for creativity. So, I respond, "Deal. If we ever meet, get ready to witness the most perplexing dance-off in eHarmony history." He shoots back with, "Challenge accepted. But if you lose, you owe me coffee. And we're talking the kind that's cheaper than your current cup." And just like that, I found someone who understands that dating is really just about finding someone to match your level of weirdness.